d6 in idea barrages

1.) The fact that we’re getting a return of the trickledown scam from the guy who has hidden urine-fetish sex tapes has not escaped me, don’t you worry.

2.) When Ron Jeremy gets around to having a craft beer thing, it had better be called “Brewkkake”.

3.) Claiming your breasts are more magnificent than Aphrodite is straight-up boobris.

4.) I know that ahead of the new Star Wars, there is already on deviantart “Porgography” but I sure don’t wanna see it.

5.) Here’s a one-liner only conspiracy nerds of a very specific age could laugh at: Father Malachi Martin has an extremely tacky cousin named Sister Jochebed Shanaynay.

6.) The day you really become an adult is the day you realize “jellyroll” was blues slang for the vagina and that, actually, those blues songs are dirty as hell.

7.) Make this the last of the years that the people will refer to as “before their genius was discovered”.

8.) We get to live, what, ninety years if we’re lucky? We all just got here. We’re all just babies. The only reason we’re not gathering berries and living in trees is the generational transfer of memory. Quit acting like we know things or deserve cruelties.

9.) It’s not so much that I’m COMPLAINING that December 5th feels like October 15th in every measure that matters, I’m just saying it’s eerie and disturbing.

10.) Are Republicans going to stop using the insult “feminazis” as an insult now that they’re openly okay with actual Nazis being their voting base? Seems like confusing branding.