d4 in idea barrages

1.) Post-apocalyptic YA Garfield’s catchphrase is “I Hate Mundanes”.

2.) Your Canadian Modest Mouse cover band will be called Modest Moose.

3.) The less stuff you have and the less stuff you owe, the less organized you have to be. The less organized you have to be, the less stuff you have to worry about. The less stuff you have to worry about, the more you can just hang out and think which is the definition of happiness.

4.) Nearly 100% of the time you think someone’s doing something to impress you, they’re doing it just because it makes them happy.

5.) Your Prince parody about barnyard bestiality will be called “Nothing Compares To Ewe”.

6.) AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A CARDIOLOGY PARTY BECAUSE IF A CARDIOLOGY PARTY STOPS, THEY JUST SHOCK IT BACK TO LIFE.

7.) David Bowie chose to be assumed to the heavens because he knew how much Trumpworld was going to suck. He had the power to never die but opted out and I don’t blame the guy.

8.) You can’t spell SUPERMOON without PERM and no, I don’t know what that means either.