d1 in idea barrages

1.) LAST JEDI’s coming out now, anyway, not in the ‘90s, so at least we’re spared a Porgy POG.

2.) You get to have all the Christmas you want, pard, it is everywhere all the time for well over a month. It is passively inescapable. You are gorged on it, bloated on it but still demand that there will be no holiday but your holiday. Yeah, you sound like the Old Testament God.

3.) Your My Chemical Romance parody about a trip to Tibet will be called “The Yak Parade”.

4.) I feel like hippos would get more love if we just called them “water pigs”.

5.) Whenever I hear the phrase “make-up sex” I imagine people doing weird things with lipstick tubes.

6.) I seem to be on my “thinking local is awesome but thinking regionally is the step that can help foster a functioning scene” rant a lot lately. I think a lot about how you maintain and grow sustainable arts outside of the biggest cities.

7.) Your album of classical orchestrations of Dinosaur Jr. songs will be called “Dinosaur Senior”.

8.) If Dobby The House Elf were Dabby The House Elf and he dabbed all the time, no one would have mourned him.