d2 in idea barrages

1.) Refer to something as “Christmas AF” and say you mean “Christmas, All Festive”.

2.) In PLANES, did one plane accuse another of having “altimeter motives”? If not, why did you even make the movie?

3.) “The Rhythm Is Gonna Get You” is actually a terrifying song. IS THERE ANYWHERE WE CAN BE SAFE FROM THE HORRORS OF THE RHYTHM?

4.) At this point, I’ll even accept you claiming DIE HARD is your favourite Christmas movie as long as you admit that A CHRISTMAS STORY is bland trash legislated nostalgia.

5.) Bakers can’t always get what they want, they can’t always get what they want, they can’t always get what they want, but if they try sometime, they just might find, you know they just might find… they’ll get what they knead.

6.) Thrifting and antiquing with a person who is enthusiastic about antiquing is actually a bit of a workout. Finding profoundly cheap looking karate movies for a dollar involves lots of walking and squats.

7.) When they mix crisped rice into marijuana-infused chocolate, do they call it a CRUNK BAR?

8.) My weight loss seems to be plateauing in the low 310s, a damn sight better than my worst at 358 in April and… when you’re a broad-shouldered 6‘6 you can wear it well but… I think I need to change my approach to lose more. Maybe I’ll exercise more/differently when I visit my bro in L.A. for a coupla weeks.