barragegiving in idea barrages

1.) Your song about sex-starved dryads will be called “Knotty Girls Need Love Too”.

2.) Over a year later, I still can’t fathom how little one would have to care about their Hispanic, Muslim, female, LGBTQ, Jewish and African-American neighbors and their human rights to throw a Bernie Bro hissy fit and not vote for Hilary. Astonishing selfishness.

3.) Dear Red Hook Studios, I love Darkest Dungeon but it still irks me that I had to limp an under-powered and mechanically boring Man-At-Arms character to Level Six, just so I could survive the Wolfs At The Door event, a punishing-in-an-unrewarding-way battle in and of itself.

4.) It turns out that when your back goes out and you’re intermittently blinded with pain, you update gibberish into social media less often. Noted, universe, noted.

5.) As Trump’s real estate properties like Trump SoHo fail, because he’s a terrible businessman who can only profit through crime or inheritance, whoever buys them should rename them Obama or Clinton. Obama Towers! Clinton SoHo! Do. This. Please!

6.) “The Last Supper” except Jesus is replaced with a turkey and Judas with a shifty looking pilgrim.

7.) If you don’t declare you’re being paid to promote that scammy beauty product, it’s a clear conflict of Pinterest.

8.) Oh yeah, itch your eyes after putting muscle rub on your back. Very smart move, brilliant, you definitely graduated from a rich people college with a 3.7, it shows in your decision making skills.