n20 in idea barrages

1.) If you marry a conjoined twin, are you still their better half? Maybe just their better third?

2.) Whenever I see that old Batman where Alfred puts on the Bat-suit to help Bruce Wayne maintain his secret identity, I think to myself “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butler”.

3.) Has anyone called the GOP “Vanilla ISIS” yet? Seems like a no-brainer.

4.) Grub Hub sounds less like a restaurant delivery service and more like a maggot delivery service.

5.) When you’re writing a screenplay, you aren’t “pre-gaming with vodka”, you’re just “doing establishing shots”.

6.) Cannibal Snickers are bursting with fresh roasted penis.

7.) Rachel Ray’s D&D alignment is Chaotic EVOO.

8.) If your biopic about a young Adam Driver isn’t called BABY DRIVER, why even make it?

9.) Trump wants a bunch of young African American men put in jail on his whim. I have never been less surprised in my life. I would say that a president should have something better to do than feud with teenagers on a college basketball team but then, he lost by three million votes with illegal help from a foreign dictator so he isn’t really president and it scans.

10.) I know that both the right & fringe left are going on about “let’s re-examine Bill Clinton now!” but I will say, a big difference between the sex abuse cases coming out now & Bill Clinton is that literally decades and hundreds of millions of dollars were spent investigating Bill.