2/1 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) If a wrestler died in a buddy cop movie, it'd be all "he only had two days until retirement. then two weeks until unretirement."

2.) She trained as a master Dungeons and Dragons barmaid on scholarship, covering her entire women's inn tuition.

3.) Your mission for today is convince people that you think there is a popular animated character named "Adventure Tim".

4.) The mafia made the electrician an offer he couldn't re-fuse.

5.) He was bitten by a radioactive wiseman and could sense the reanimated dead from afar. He was all "Franken-sense tingling!"

6.) Pretending that gas-powered chainsaws are just constantly farting isn't high-brow but it certainly works.

7.) She doesn't like saying she pens smut. She prefers calling it "procreative writing".

8.) Garfield killed Jon's roommate Lyman, liquified his body & made mixed drinks. He put the Lyman the coconut and drank it all up.

9.) The point where celebrity recedes into being locally-famous for once being actual-famous is called The Ribboncutter's Cusp.

10.) A mash-up of "Time After Time" and "Bizarre Love Triangle".

11.) I don't sweat. I make awesome sauce.