n13 in idea barrages

1.) If St. Louis’ hockey team is The Blues and New Orleans used to have The Jazz, when I buy the Brooklyn Nets, I’m renaming them The Twee Indie-Rock.

2.) The only reason that the military hasn’t rightly and justly couped-out Trump and temporarily installed Obama, Clinton, Biden or some other actual adult is that there are too many military higher-ups who love Trump’s agenda of sexism and racism more than their country.

3.) Whenever calling the Vatican “the Holy See” I want to say it like a 1930s gangster movie character. “It’s the Holy See, seeeeee? Nyah.”

4.) A version of “Theme From SHAFT” about Sylvia Plath?

5.) What you need to understand is this: the American government was overthrown by a foreign intelligence agency a little over a year ago. Just because no guns were fired and you still go to work does not change that. This federal government has no democratic legitimacy or agency.

6.) If Superman were more explicitly religious, he could be called The Episcopalien.

7.) As much as they’ve done for him, you can tell Putin hates his useful idiots on the American right, hates that these morons agree with him. His useful idiots on our far-left, though, he is endlessly tickled how they disagree with him on everything but still do his dirty work.

8.) At the red carpet for the Serial Killer Awards (“The Geinies” I’ll assume they’re called) “Who are you wearing tonight?” is a very different question.