n10 in idea barrages

1.) Don’t lend your winter clothes to Lou because there’s no parka Louis can’t lose.

2.) Less fragile masculinity, more agile humanity.

3.) Trying to force a cinematic universe is like starting a conversation about what you want to name your children on your first date. Getting ahead of yourself will only end in creepy disaster. Make a good movie then see if we call back in a couple of days.

4.) The candy so bland and inoffensive that it spins the dial and becomes offensive in its inoffensiveness, the John Cougar Mallomar.

5.) How were mom jeans invented? Well, I can tell you but sit down and get comfortable, this is a long ass story…

6.) I wonder how long you could get away with calling Vince Neal “Vin Sneal” in conversation before he caught on.

7.) I wonder if when marketing bastards want to have sex they call it “Vertical Integration”.

8.) Mary Kay should call themselves “The Foundation Army”.

9.) Last night’s nightmare again involved trying to help run a music festival but people kept stealing my pants, making it very difficult to do, partly nude.

10.) Every once in a while, I stumble into a turn of phrase I’m really proud of. “Richer than God’s older brother Chadgod” is one of these phrases.