n6 in idea barrages

1.) The only way you get to remake Mrs. Doubtfire is if you use the title “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dad”.

2.) Your rap about the Ten Commandments had better involve the line “LISTEN ALLA Y’ALL, IT’S THE SABBATH CLAUSE!”

3.) My new Daylight Saving tradition: watching an hour of Bob Ross videos, fill that hour with mellow. Try it next year, if there’s a next year.

4.) Any story about ghosts from a haunted video game poisoning your thin pancakes is called a “crepey-pasta”.

5.) The Giant Mr Potato Head at Ole Sal’s Cafe & Creamery had arms painted on the body so I put two more arms into the earholes and pointed them upward to make him Mr. Gazorpazorp Head. I don’t know how many Rick and Morty fans go to our town’s little ice-cream-parlor/coffee-bar/antique-mall but I like to think two or three people will smile, eventually.

6.) Didn’t matter to Southern Republicans that Trump was the Yankeest Yankee to ever Yank. He had them at “son of a Klansman”.

7.) Z-Pac is my favourite antibiotic wrestler.

8.) I feel like if the DC cinematicfafafa really wanted to make a good fun movie, an Aquaman-WonderWoman buddy comedy would’ve ruled.