n4 in idea barrages

1.) I thought I’d had the dumbest idea ever, super mario brothers “bob-omb bath bomb” but, nope, you can buy ‘em on Etsy.

2.) They care about debt and deficit when they can punish the poor and they don’t went they can make the rich even richer. No more, no less.

3.) On the hit Fox sitcom GEORGE R R MARTIN, he also plays his wacky neighbor Daenaenae.

4.) A medical experiment makes a man the world’s greatest genius but only when he’s drunk in FLOWERS FOR AL-ANON.

5.) There’s a Nazi occupying the White House but, sure, spend a year bashing a woman for shrewdly trying to prevent that. THAT’LL HELP LOTS.

6.) “We can’t possibly make the Mario franchise more disturbing.” “HOLD MY BEER!” Miyamoto yells “SAPIENT GOOGLY-EYED KAMIKAZE HAT!”

7.) It’s weird having more followers than some right-wing talk radio stations until you realize their audiences think Twitter is a DARPA plot.

8.) I continue to wait for Balki and Cousin Larry to team up with the kids in PERFECT STRANGER THINGS because I am An Old.

9.) Getting the jingle for the short-lived potato chip O’Boises stuck in my head is pretty rough but at least it’s not a Katy Perry song.

10.) Theorizing one could time travel within his own lifetime & remembering that Trump had a cameo in Home Alone 2, Dr. Macaulay Culkin stepped

11.) Most of the time in ads when someone makes a knife look like it can do amazing things, they’re just really good with knives, even crap ones.