1102 in idea barrages

1.) If when you ask her out, she flies away on a broom, have you been cronezoned?

2.) An app that tells you what app is best in the given situation called Appropos.

3.) A horror movie about a small town that feels exploited by a horror movie filming there then crew start disappearing in NIGHTMARE ON MAIN ST.

4.) Remember “Short Nazis” are the exception to “Always Punch Up” that proves the rule.

5.) Pizza is not a cheesecake but it is a cheese cake.

6.) Convince someone that you think the text neologism “af” means “as friends”. “That’s cool as friends, bruh!”

7.) They had to dub HAPPY DAYS for the Canadian audience, they got confused and thought The Fonz was always just ending sentences.

8.) The art of pretending you know about a person’s mind by studying the bumps on their facebook profile is called friendology.

9.) If your steel mill goes bankrupt, is that a lost foundry?

10.) Are fans of Ed Sheeran “Sheeranigans”?

11.) An alternate universe where Kal-El’s rocket lands in The Outback and he grows up to be The Australien.

12.) It doesn’t matter if you call him Frankenstein or Frankenstein’s monster as long as you understand Ben Stein is the REAL monster.

13.) An ad for a radio station “reinventing talk radio” & listing their shows as the same neo-fascist ranters we’ve suffered for 30 years. Sigh.