o24 in idea barrages

1.) Oh, just the usual. Singin’ to the tune of Ice Ice Baby “The mice had babies, they might have rabies”. As you do.

2.) Had only Warner Brothers bought Star Wars instead, we could’ve had such mash-ups as Porkins Pig and Admiral Quackbar.

3.) If you cut yourself stepping on a man in a straw hat, you will need to get shots for barbershopquartetanus.

4.) Martians in dress shirts are really just collared greens.

5.) Your Avengers/Gilligans Island crossover will involve the exchange “Rogers? Ginger. Ginger? Rogers.”

6.) The cookie monster’s hipster nephew, the self-hating Gluten Glutton.

7.) Choppin’ veggies, signing “we will, we will wok you” to them. As you do.

8.) We need to understand that not helping others is as much a crime as hurting others. They do the same thing.

9.) There is literally nothing more un-American than a “president” telling a business to shut down its employees 1st Amendment rights.

10.) “Dan Brown’s novel ‘bout what’s hidden in Christ’s grave, Dan Brown’s novel ‘bout what’s hidden in Christ’s grave, it’s fiction you morons”