o21 in idea barrages

1.) Your Joe Walsh parody about Kurdistan will be called “Iraqi Mountain Way”.

2.) I tend to not wear hats since as a kid I noticed people who wear hats tend to go bald, never considering it might be the other way around.

3.) Warrior? You jest but that’s just the start. The coolest thing in the world would be earning the title Social Justice Berserker.

4.) Ol’ Dubya makes you long for when the idiots committing horror were too insulated to realize how awful they were instead of reveling in it.

5.) Everyone hopes for The End because they think being there would make them important somehow instead of simply erasing them along with it.

6.) I wonder how many people with rejected cookbooks refer to themselves as “A Man For All Seasonings”.

7.) It’s a grim and gritty version of Oliver Twist, for the ‘90s. It’s called GRUEL INTENTIONS. It’s… pretty terrible.

8.) When in doubt, read about. TO THINE OWN SHELF BE TRUE.

9.) The scars of multiple childhood abandonments open up into senseless violence in WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN MCALLISTER.

10.) When Trump found out the song didn’t go “my girl wants to potty all the time potty/all the time/potty all the time” he was PISSED.