o18 in idea barrages

1.) Yes, you are probably messed-up and half-broken but here’s the secret: everyone is. Don’t compare yourself to someone else’s pretending not.

2.) Your parody of “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” won’t go over well at the Salt Lake City show. “Bigamists, bigamists, bigamists must be wrong…”

3.) It’s like Uncle Ben said, “with great rice comes great delectability”.

4.) She got her Chlamydosaurus kingii on discount because it was a no-frills model.

5.) If you build on the backs of others, when they pass out it will collapse. Build on their bones, it will crumble as they return to the earth.

6.) No one ever gives Him the credit for it but with The Stations, Jesus invented cross-training.

7.) Remember, Assange and Trump have mountains of accusations just like Weinstein’s. Believe those women too.

8.) If you make a porno about astronauts and don’t call it SHUTTLECOCK, I hope they take away your pornography license.