o11 in idea barrages

1.) Your metal band will be called Dumlaut with an umlaut over each instance of the letter “u”.

2.) Remember, these Nazis don’t care if they’re known to be hateful or stupid as long as they feel powerful. That’s what to attack.

3.) I wanna let the kids have their saccharine-sweet porgs in the new Star Wars but, dammit, I have seen the slippery slope from Ewoks to Binks.

4.) I’m blocked by Zack Hample, the scumbag who goes to ballgames to steal from children! It’s not the fake prez yet but it’s a start!

5.) What is it with empty jingoistic performative “patriotism” and sport? Who was the idiot that thought that link was a good idea at start?

6.) Old school IT people will appreciate it when you refer to your mouth as your “cereal port”.

7.) The “alt-right”, Nazis & Confederates propped up by Putin, lost the Civil War, World War Two and the Cold War. When will they get the hint?

8.) Humanity: It Would’ve Been Awesome Without All The Greed & Fear