o7 in idea barrages

1.) Oh man. A parody of “Ebony and Ivory” about apathy and irony would be pretty clutch, if anyone remembered Ebony and Ivory.

2.) You know a frog is into racist conspiracy theories when it croaks “Reddit, Reddit, Reddit”.

3.) Convince people that cheap hair dyes funnel their money into devil worship to set off the Manic Panic Satanic Panic.

4.) What’s the difference between Stephen Paddock & Donald Trump? One wants to see all poor people dead, the other was the Las Vegas gunman.

5.) Would anyone click the youtube “trending” button on purpose? youtube is a great tool but the stuff that’s “trending” is always weird trash.

6.) Not a lot of pitching these playoffs, huh?

7.) For German vegans, Oktoberfest can be their wurst nightmare.

8.) All the best bartenders in just one place, a real muddler’s row.

9.) If you’re addicted to cold turkey, do you quit cigarettes?