o5 in idea barrages

1.) The new fad with the kids is getting as many venereal diseases as they can. It’s a burning sensation!

2.) If you watch the prequels imagining Palpatine as Trump and Jill Stein voters collectively as Jar-Jar Binks, they make a dark sense.

3.) There are gnomes, there are ungnomes, there are ungnome gnomes, there are gnome ungnomes, gnome gnomes and most dangerous ungnome ungnomes.

4.) The bad news is that it isn’t going to get any easier. The good news is that either way it remains worth it.

5.) The human animal is not evolved enough, morally or intellectually, for the ability to kill at the twitch of a finger

6.) Never be thankful to a large corporation for employment. They exploited your work for a large profit, they should be thanking you.

7.) She was trying to start a flooring business but it fell through.

8.) To see what happened in Vegas and say “Nope LOL I still want my ability to instantly murder people!” is humanity’s terminal selfishness.

9.) a rolling stone slowly erodes losing itself to the road as it goes/a rolling stone gathers no moss, that is to say rather, it gathers loss

10.) The fantasy that having a murder button makes you a superhero is the same fantasy as giving the rich everything in case you’re ever rich.

11.) Mark Hamill is an anagram for “Arkham Mill”, I just realized this predicted that he’d be the best Joker ever at birth.

12.) I sure hope that if Mad magazine ever parodies a “Godspeed You Black Emperor” song it’s from the “Godspeed You Blech Emperor Department”.

13.) After loading another facecord and a half, with metformin and only eating four boiled eggs and a side salad today, my blood sugar reading was almost normal. Of course, my right hamstring is as tight as it was when I had to go into physical therapy from my teenage growth spurts but… it’s progress? The pain sweats are fun.

14.) I want a Denis Leary album called “No Cure For Founding My Entire Career On Ripping Off Bill Hicks Then Doing Goddamn Truck Ads”.

15.) There is something to Hefner, king of rich-guy sexist bullcrap, dying in the middle of the Trump junta, being just as hatefully sexist.

16.) Sometimes I think about back in high school, how lucky we were Screech was building pipe bombs and botched it instead of marching into the school with a couple of modded semi-autos and blowing us all away, me, my brother, my cousin, my friends, my crushes, all of us dead as children. It would’ve been Columbine before Columbine, they would’ve said “Little Falls” every school shooting now. Small favours, I guess.

17.) Do British otaku call it “Dragonball Zed”? Dragonball Zed sounds like the nerdiest member of a post-apocalyptic biker gang.

18.) What happened in Vegas must end in Vegas.

19.) D&D bullies don’t beat you up for lunch money, they “roll you for damage”.

20.) The moon, above all else, is above all else.