s28 in idea barrages

1.) We are one Sunday away from the usurper-in-chief dropping an “uppity” and all hell breaking loose.

2.) If I ever have to amputated, I hope to tattoo black rings and CRAYOLA on it so that it looks like a crayon.

3.) Twitter going to 280 character totally borks the “cleverness” of my Cecconi140 handle on the Twitzel. Nice.

4.) It’ll be called “kalinoa”. It’ll be terrible but good for you, all the hipsters will pretend it is delicious and put it in their kombucha.

5.) Unsubscribing a youtube channel because the guy said racist stuff about the NFL protests feels good in a very tiny way.

6.) The Grimace has its brain distributed through its arms, that’s why when they chopped two of his arms off, he was left dumb and docile.

7.) The Utica Aud is still the Utica Aud. I wear a tee-shirt with a dinosaur on it, it doesn’t make me a dinosaur.

8.) Is Warren G still alive? You need to start some kind of Warren G Warranties promotion with him.