s29 in idea barrages

1.) Sing a Dave Matthews song as a pirate and it sounds like you’re at a pet-related car accident. “Crash into me deer?!”

2.) A badboy tennis star falls in love with his parole officer in COURT APPOINTED. There. That’s the best bad-title pitch ever.

3.) It turns out that the glucometer prick doesn’t hurt much but seeing the blood pool up into a drop is ten hells of weird.

4.) Now a parody of Prince’s KISS about Trump’s piss tapes… that I might be able to swing. (NOTE: already finished in my parodies book.)

5.) Maybe just a tattoo that says “I Got A Tattoo”. A meta-tattoo to meta around with.

6.) It is finally no longer too soon to note that New Jersey got really pissed off how Manhattan one-upped The Hindenburg with 9/11.

7.) The “your rap name is Lil + Your Allergy” meme leaves me as “Lil’ Penicillin” and I don’t know how to feel about that. Itchy?

8.) Your sex comedy about the end of Prohibition will be called “BARLEY LEGAL”.