s24 in idea barrages

1.) It’s ALMOST like Putin’s fake president will do anything to insult a woman or black man of power & accomplishment.

2.) “Political correctness is killing comedy!” Or… maybe if you can’t be funny without the crutch of punching down, you’re bad at being funny.

3.) Your album of emo Aerosmith covers will be called “Back In The Sad Hole Again”.

4.) Some people will hold on tonight, some people will hold on to night.

5.) Psst. We’re watching less football because we’ve realized every play is brain-damage, not because the players exercise free speech.

6.) We’re not so different, the dog and I, we both just wanna go out into the world, sniff around some and maybe leave a mark.

7.) Your liberal birdhouse is Eagle Housing Opportunity.

8.) I love being part of comedy competitions, I’m in it for the wage of the stage, winning is only icing on the cake but… sometimes when you think you were pretty okay, put some time into it and you finish out of the money… sometimes, I’ll admit, it’s kind of exhausting. I feel a bit worn out, blown out tonight. I dunno. Just… sharing a vent. The competition was amazing and those who ended in the cash were deserving, it’s just… I feel a bit beat.