the world's probably ending but not by rogue planet barrage in idea barrages

1.) Jockeys often win races using stall tactics.

2.) singing “It was called America Dad… about as funny as gettin’ punched in the face… woo-ooo…“

3.) The jackoffs in the pick-up flying a Confederate flag around town are lucky I was driving someone else’s car, s’all I’m saying.

4.) Lookin’ at another country’s insane illegitimate little rich-boy dictator and realizing, yeah, he’s probably less dumb than ours is.

5.) I hope that confused historians won’t understand why we called the personnel parts of businesses “the Home Run department”.

6.) It’s a chamber music search engine. It’s called Haydn Go-Seek. It’s… pretty terrible.

7.) She got a 500 dollar Hedonic Fitbit to measure her progress on the Hedonic Treadmill but after about a week, she was bored with it.

8.) Maybe our hearts would be healthier if the fats were impartially hydrogenated instead on being biased like that.