s22 in idea barrages

1.) Would a zombie that’s yawning all the time be a necroleptic?

2.) 14 lines of “gotta go fast, gotta go fast” would be Sonnet The Hedgehog.

3.) If you do an internet show about cattle farming and it’s not called “The Prodcast”, don’t even do it.

4.) I like to think the MMA promotion Bellator was named in honour of Bela Lugosi and Tor Johnson’ work in Ed Wood films.

5.) If only Donald Fagen’s “Green Flower Street” were a radio hit, I could do a parody built around “Luke Cage, in Harlem, is burning with rage.

6.) The new Thing of putting up yard signs to say your boy plays football just tips off child protective that you’re exposing your kid to C.T.E.

7.) The threat of Death By Imaginary Planet seems even sillier when there’s two idiot little rich boys promising nuclear war each day, y’know?

8.) “Brawl In The Herkimer Wal-Mart” is not news. “At Press Time, Currently No Brawl In The Herkimer Wal-Mart” is news.