s19 in idea barrages

1.) I believe you that you’re into wind power but you’re probably not its biggest fan.

2.) A working-class gyro is something to eat. A working-class gyro is something to eat.

3.) Everytime I see the “empty pockets = broke” thing in a comic strip, I like to pretend the guy actually has a terrible scrotal deformity.

4.) The way we use The End Of The Human Race and The End Of The World interchangeably will ultimately be why the former happens.

5.) When it was your lifelong dream to be a baker, love is all you knead.

6.) I want a children’s special called “It’s Operation Paperclip, Wernher von Braun!”

7.) As much as I would like to be conventionally attractive, I’d rather sit around and think up rad stuff than work out hours a day.

8.) If it turns out that Tom Petty calls his penis “The Waiting”, we’ve all been trolled on a thermonuclear level.

9.) It’s for the best there was no sequel because it would involve Jack Skellington trying to understand Easter by crucifying hundreds.

10.) You can’t buy tabloids or candy bars in the Enterprise PX when you’re at warp speeds. Those are impulse items.

11.) If your last name is Joseph and you don’t name your first born son Jesus Marion Joseph, you’re what’s wrong with the world.

12.) We tried to get a good picture of Mars but wouldn’t you know, we got Phobos-bombed.