s18 in idea barrages

  • Sept. 18, 2017, 1:20 a.m.
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1.) Better over the hill than under it.

2.) Nobody’s going for my pitch on a crochet shop/hair salon called “Hookers And Blow”.

3.) There was a huge argument over how to light the scene but eventually the situation was diffused.

4.) Never having heard the Australian National Anthem, I assume it’s to the tune of “Oh Canada” and starts “Auuuuuu-STRAL-i-a”…

5.) Why call it a haircut when you can call it a hairvesting?

6.) Twice doth the blade fall upon your head/once naming you “sir” once leaving you dead/once pulling you up once cutting the thread

7.) Why call it a “stable” when you could’ve called it “horsekeeping”?

8.) “Uploading your consciousness to the web” sounds so clinical. She preferred to say she was running away with the circuits.


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