s14 in idea barrages

1.) Your metal album all about incoherent conspiracy theories will be called “Erich Von Dokken”.

2.) Fan-fiction where the original four-armed evil Grimace takes over and rules McDonaldland with four iron fists called “Purple Reign”.

3.) A “Rosencranz and Guilderstern Are Dead” alternate take on “Wayne’s World” called “The World According To Garth”.

4.) If you’re selling a jungle gym for adults, the only proper name for it is a “Jungle James”.

5.) Having your face scan linked to a database anyone can easily hack used to be dystopian horror. For Apple, it’s a selling point?

6.) Like the fella once said, ain’t that the walking undead.

7.) Your Star Trek/Land of the Lost crossover must include the following introduction: “Khan? Cha-Ka. Cha-Ka? Khan.”

8.) My argument for dating me despite being a bit portly basically boils down to “get up, come on get down with the thickness”.

9.) You know what literary mash-up I wanna see? “Elvis In Wonderland”.

10.) Damn David Boreanaz for not naming one of his kids Aurora.

11.) If you say it fast “Stephen King’s It” sounds like “Steven, King Zit” a story that I would find more interesting, really.

12.) Own a blimp covered in light-emitting diodes so you can say you own LED zeppelin.