s15 in idea barrages

  • Sept. 15, 2017, 1:44 p.m.
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1.) Okay but I can totally multitask. I’ll light a candle AND curse the darkness at the same time. It’s like a two-fer.

2.) Scratchin’ a good kittums named Felix is the best fidget toy of all.

3.) My filk-shake brings all the nerds to the yard & damn right/its bout Tasha Yar/damn right, its bout Tasha Yar/her & Data in a swingers’ bar

4.) When you’ve got two favourite shampoos that’s a real soapy’s choice.

5.) Look, ladies, sometimes the line for the bad boys at Taco Bell is just too long. Over here at Wendys, we’re pretty good too.

6.) Ignore the fanbase. Don’t be a fan. Just enjoy the thing. You enjoy the thing, enjoy the thing. Fusing it to your identity only bodes ill.

7.) Every time someone says “I want you inside me” in a porn they should go in the shrinking submarine in INNER SPACE into their bloodstream.

8.) 2017 is so awful that even the feel-good story of the sports year is ruined by having a completely racist name.


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