s13 in idea barrages

1.) The dog is burying bones that they may be found by future barkyologists.

2.) If Willy Wonka had owned a soup factory, we could’a called it “Who Wants To Be A Bouillon Heir?”

3.) Oh, so they can dip chaw but I can’t dip shredded mozzarella. I see how this is.

4.) I’m still not certain that Harper Valley PTA and Ode To Billy Joe McCallister aren’t the same song.

5.) If only we could let go of this spurious notion that anyone has any idea what the hell they’re doing, we could make this life pretty nice.

6.) Maybe if I start wearing nutmeg cologne and declare myself the Pumpkin Spice version of Mike I’ll have a dating life again.

7.) Last night’s nightmare involved being hired at a restaurant then doing disastrously because I wasn’t trained & was immediately put to work.

8.) The barber in the Old West town was struggling, the customer commented “you’re new around these parts”.

9.) If I knew a coroner who got pregnant, I don’t know how I’d avoid the “nobody puts baby in the coroner” joke.

10.) Nightmare about the end of the world, first experiencing it as me then again, watching it as a film project by a kid dealing with divorce.