s12 in idea barrages

1.) Make America Eat Again.

2.) I’VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE, PACK YOUR BAGS WITH CHICKEN ICE.

3.) There is a Deep State but it’s not what you think. It is an army of two million Deep Roy clones, ready to kill on command.

4.) Billy Dee Williams. Donald Glover. Banjos. “Dueling Landos”.

5.) It’s a fad diet based around getting tuberculosis. It’s called CoughingFit.

6.) Perform old country songs in a Donald Duck voice as “Duck Owens”.

7.) Two comedy competitions in the next months. Starting tentative work on my 2nd poetry chapbook. Trying to build momentum.

8.) A store where you resell religious kitsch found in thrift stores called “Holy Crap”.