s8 in idea barrages

1.) That scene where Frankenstein builds the monster’s neck, it’s just riveting.

2.) (tune of Imagine Dragons RADIOACTIVE) welcome to gnu age/to gnu age/whoa/whoa/the great space coaster/the great space coaster

3.) I wonder who on Twitter has the least followers despite being verified. It’s probably an interesting case.

4.) A flight out of Hong Kong can be disorienting.

5.) Anytime you jump into a Chuck E Cheese ball-crawl you can technically claim to be “balls deep”.

6.) Huey Lewis was born 45 years old and will be 45 years old the day he dies. He is the contrapositive of Benjamin Button.

7.) I don’t know which trying to be “a thing” was funnier, Google Plus or QR codes but happily for comedy’s sake, both tried to be things.

8.) People complain about Barry Bonds’ home run total like a broken record.

9.) I honestly wonder how often I come up with the same joke on Twitter again, forgetting that I came up with it the first time.

10.) If Sammy Hagar can have a terrible tequila, why no David Lee Broth? Possible culprit, the Soup Nazi?

11.) People voting for Trump seems less ridiculous when you remember that America bought the Steve Urkel/Stefan Urquelle arc on FAMILY MATTERS.

12.) A Rammstein parody about a guacamole recipe? “Two… two Hass… two Hass with… two Hass one Fuerte too…“

13.) A festival for Amish Hipsters called Barning Man.

14.) If you know a policeman named Reese, I hope you call him “Peanut Butter Cop”.

15.) If there are still historians in the future, they will look at the theft of the 2016 election and say “this is how fragile democracy was.”

16.) Why did they call it “Follow Back Friday” on Twitter when they could’ve called it “Folloween”?

17.) insomnia is an overnight sensation.

18.) Only internet prepper yahoos could invent a pseudo-military term like “everyday carry” for what is just “the stuff in your pockets”.

19.) Interestingly, having a diet consisting entirely of eagles would be very much not egalitarian.

20.) Oh God, the hardcore lovers of terrible things don’t even call it “Pumpkin Spice Latte”, it’s simply “PSL”. The horror.

21.) If God ever tries to “explain” the existence of pain and cruelty, you look Her right in the eye and say “a poor craftsman blames his tools”.

22.) Entertaining is a craft nearly anyone can learn with work. Weaving a message or a piece of yourself into it, that’s where the art comes in.

23.) Your movie about Trump dressing as a woman to seduce Vlad Putin will be called “The Crimean Game”.