s9 in idea barrages

1.) The app for hobos dating hobos is called Bindlr.

2.) Allegiance to an ism or a movement or a person is missing the point. Whatever does the most good, mitigates the most suffering, is my faith.

3.) In England, do they call it “Preparation Haitch”? In England, does Nytol “help you get your zeds”?

4.) I wonder how different Jon Snow’s version of INFORMER would be than regular old Snow’s was.

5.) I hope that at Mongolian barbecues the condiment bar is called the Genghis condiment bar.

6.) Your science rap duo will be called “Run The Joules”.

7.) I still haven’t opened that Beatles-themed bar in Liverpool New York yet.

8.) They had to call it “pesto” because Basil Spaghetti sounds too much like a guy whose grandparents moved from Italy to England.

9.) A movie where Spongebob and Patrick travel crosscountry to find their way home in SQUIDWARD BOUND.

10.) Funny how the people hoping Jesus will come soon also want a wall to keep dudes named Jesus away.

11.) In the Ghostbusters reboot instead of “that ghost slimed me!” did they yell “boo-kake!”?

12.) Tacyons are just a matter of time.

13.) The dream I had about warring quantum states in subatomic particles trying to either make reality a static heaven or destroy all was WEIRD.

14.) I’m glad I never tried to be a youtube celebrity because there seems to be little money in it now and God are they scrambling.