s7 in idea barrages

1.) Why would any game call it “Detect Magic” when you could call it “Spell Check”?

2.) Hope is a fundamentally liminal endeavour. Lust, greed, desire are all about wanting stuff you can see. Hope rests just beyond the eye-line.

3.) The New Climate Normal coming come to roost now, in terrors from the sky, sown by oil-bastards bearing fruit in the time of the Trump junta.

4.) When you are famous, sign into hotels as “James Kata” so that GYMKATA fans will get the joke.

5.) I hope that after Trump dooms us all, the future alien anthropologists assume fidget spinners to be currency per their uselessness.

6.) Whenever you see someone with mutton chops ask them “DO YOU NEED A DOCTOR? BECAUSE THOSE ARE THIRD-DEGREE BURNS!”

7.) At the Copy-Editors’ Pot Luck, everyone brings a dish to parse.

8.) Like all the other reboots, this Civil War reboot is dumb, unnecessary and the lead they plucked from reality teevee is grossly unappealing.

9.) When you don’t have fingernails, a pop-top on canned food is actually more difficult than just using the can opener.

10.) Wondering if my famous Sea Biscuit (oyster crackers and Cap’n Crunch) party mix would be even better with dark chocolate chips.

11.) Van Gogh died a pauper and Billy Joel probably has an aircraft carrier from which he launch his dozens of yachts. Think about it.

12.) The sun today produced a coronal mass ejection which is better than cheap beer giving you a corona ass ejection.

13.) A Doctor Who centric cover of “Here Comes The Sun” revolving around the phrase “Little Dalek”?

14.) If only Roger Waters’ song “The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking” were a hit, I could do a hell of a song about lich-vikings.

15.) If you don’t understand why there should be a crossover between Batman ‘66 & The Beatles you won’t understand the title “Hard Day’s Knight”.

16.) If you’re teaching a class on psychology, open your first day by screaming “WELCOME TO THE JUNG-HOLE, IT’S GONNA BRING YOU DOWN!”