s5 in idea barrages

1.) Maybe something wonderful will happen tomorrow and change the whole score. It’s why I wake up the next day, that hope.

2.) “The Year of The Cat” and “You’re So Vain” mash-up perfectly but it’s probably too mellow.

3.) Their ad deal with the Indian restaurant was naan-binding.

4.) I hope that Hurricane Irma is harmless because it’d be fun to call it “Hirmacane” if it isn’t.

5.) The upside to my being the worst nail-biter in history is that lesbians far-and-wide are jealous of how short I get my nails.

6.) The historical analysis of rap is called g-ology.

7.) Considering how to start your novel is very foreward-thinking.

8.) If someone says that defending innocent protestors from Nazi violence makes you a “terrorist”, that person is almost certainly a Nazi.