laborious day barrage in idea barrages

1.) Lot picked up the salty remains of his wife, turned to his friend whose wife had transformed too and yelled “PILLAR FIGHT!”

2.) One of the worst things about humans is that when we’re an expert in one thing we think it makes us an expert in all things.

3.) In Twilight, when they had the kid did anyone call Edward “Dad The Impaler”?

4.) Tilling the field can be a harrowing experience.

5.) When Mike Rowe has sexual problems, I hope the woman (or man, I s’pose) taunts him with conversation about Microsoft.

6.) The computer programmer was an angry perfectionist. “I don’t like this ONE bit!” she fumed.

7.) There should be a supervillain called Dr. Sushi just so his catchphrase could be “RICE TO SEE YOU”.

8.) The super human ability to shoot herb sauce from your fingers is called pestodigitation.

9.) Name your puppy or kitten Peeves and along with a friend, you’ll get like 15 years of wordplay.

10.) When they start tearing down Starbucks to put up little art galleries, that’s when we’ll know the revolution’s come.

11.) Every once in a while, you see someone so beautiful, you look away in shame, like your heathen eyes don’t even deserve to look upon her.

12.) Everybody considered him the life of the orgy, he was a born crowd-pleaser.