s1 in idea barrages

1.) WEIRD FACT: Sting was ultimately the least interesting thing in DUNE.

2.) They knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they called those toys “Monster In My Pocket”.

3.) I’d wear a shirt with Kitty Pryde and the phrase “Don’t Phase Me, Bro!” but, you know, not to meet new people. Old haunts only.

4.) A pleasant surprise: less horrible “Houston, We Have A Problem” headlines than I had feared.

5.) I’m not GOING to write a Stones parody called “Shart Me Up” but it’s important for you to know that I COULD and I’m SPARING YOU.

6.) I will probably also never write a Foo Fighters parody called “Big Meme”.

7.) I want HOW ITS MADE to do a How Its Made about how the movie IT was made.

8.) Your porno spoof of “Twelve Angry Men” will be titled “Hung Jury”.

9.) If I had to sum up the internet in one image, it would be a crude rendering of Sonic The Hedgehog with ridiculously giant breasts.

10.) Maybe, he thought, my inability to commit to either being an angry humanist or a detached absurdist is not a bug but rather a feature.

11.) You’re never gonna have it all figured out, that’s not how this works. But those moments when you get close for a little while, oh man.

12.) Anger, rage, indignation can be valid, deserved, righteous but they aren’t an end. Good works inspired by them are what the world need.

13.) In the short-term, though, I just don’t want another nightmare where dozens of parallel timelines spill into each other & I get lost inside.

Last updated September 01, 2017