s3 in idea barrages

1.) This nightmare was, honestly, a six hour mix of gag reels and fake trailers inserted into a re-release of Star Wars. What the hell, brain.

2.) Let’s not have another straight white male president until we can resurrect Mister Rogers.

3.) A Huey Lewis parody about EDM called “The Power of Wub”?

4.) In a fraternity, they see everything through bros-coloured glasses.

5.) Your conspiracy theory where Osama bin Laden was actually killed by a spy posing as a hooker will be called “Seal Team Sex”.

6.) My desire to eat Twizzlers until I explode is a kind of sucrosidal ideation.

7.) Truckin’ and Dream On were both songs about being old by very young bands that both ended up old as hell.

8.) Whenever facebook telling me “blahblahblah is live” I think to myself “I didn’t think they were dead”.

9.) I want to remake “Dorf On Golf” but with Worf from Star Trek, angrily hacking and slashing through the course.

10.) Your horror movie about Michael Jordan trying to foil a serial killer will be called JUMPSCARE.