a28 in idea barrages

1.) If you sell acid on tabs, are you pushing paper?

2.) Sometimes even the best Italian chefs can suffer from Impasta Syndrome.

3.) In dealings with Vikings, don’t take any Wotan nickels.

4.) I’m actually unconventionally handsome, I just have resting goof face.

5.) I still say “Soundcloud” is a better classy word for a fart than the name for an internet music service.

6.) I still say if you want to host a Video Music Awards show, your channel ought to, y’know, show music videos.

7.) Am I having intense world-bending science fictional dreams because the scale of my life feels terribly small right now? I mean, probably.

8.) The bean scene in BLAZING SADDLES was a real buttguster.