a29 in idea barrages

1.) The symbol for “hurricane” on a lot of weather reports looks like a fidget spinner and, I dunno, it seemed worth noting.

2.) Psychological self-care is almost impossible when the daily news is wall-to-wall madness and horror. Anxiety’s worse when it’s founded.

3.) Self-affirmations are largely empty because, yeah, I deserve love and happiness but nearly everyone does, that isn’t special to me.

4.) It turns out that the opiate of the masses is still opiates.

5.) Your D&D campaign will involve interactions with a powerful NPC known as “Feylord Garry”.

6.) Link, Ganon, Zelda: the man, the myth, the legend.

7.) During foreplay, referring to your genitals as your “user interface” probably won’t do you any favours.

8.) You fused six dead memes together and brought it to life, like some kind of Dankenstein.

9.) Your film about a woman obsessed with marrying an Englishman will be called “Going For Bloke”.

10.) Two important committees in Hipster Congress are The Cultural Appropriations Committee & The Ways And Memes Committee.

11.) John Jacob’s Jingle-Writing Clique, His Theme Is Your Theme Too.