a27 in idea barrages

1.) I was hoping there’d be a McDonalds/IT tie-in themed around the phrase “We All Bloat Down Here”.

2.) A stalwart Twitter user, a meme-and-potatoes kinda dude.

3.) Does the winner of the fake boxing match have to fight Butterbean? Steve Blackman? I’m behind on my info here.

4.) Hollow out a bust of William Shatner. Attach tubes. Smoke cannabis from it. Refer to it as “T.J. Hooka”.

5.) Wander around with a bottle of wine singing to the tune of Beck’s “Lord Only Knows”: Beaujolais, Beaujolais, just drinkin’ booze, Beaujolais

6.) (to the tune of the George of the Jungle) Belle, Belle, Belle and Sebastian, soft as they can be, ooooooo, watch out for that twee…

7.) Retirements by boxers, pro wrestlers & quarterbacks are the most worthless public statements in the world save for Trump tweets.

8.) The nightmare was about the rise of Inglac Holcom, an evil AI rendered so diffuse it could only distribute intergalactic entertainment.