a22 in idea barrages

1.) Put a sign up in your restaurant: “Like our salads? Lettuce know!”

2.) How does the fast food sandwich feel in your hands, what are its burgenomics?

3.) I’ve been trying to embrace the fact that I’m probably gonna be lonely until I get my life together but maybe I should really lean into it.

4.) Convince people that in the Bay Area they call a hoolahoop a “hellahoop”.

5.) meow meow, cat feet, have you any claws/ yes sir, yes sir, all four paws

6.) Not sure if it’s that power facilitates one to misdeeds or if the desire for misdeeds draws one to seek power but, yeah, one or the other.

7.) Yes, I was singing “Fat Dog” to the dog to the tune of Aerosmith’s “Rag Doll”. You’re acting like that’s weird.

8.) Why call it a “love/hate relationship” when you could call it “Sweet ‘N’ Loathe”?