a20 in idea barrages

1.) Do you yell “GOING INTO THE MARINARA TRENCH!” every time you dip your mozzarella sticks? Life’s too short not to.

2.) Boston, it is madness to drive on your streets and your sports radio is awful but when it counts, you are overall damn good people.

3.) One game for each team of each season in pro and college football, all players of both team must be as their mascots for the duration.

4.) The ingrained hate of the fascists is so great that they think the only reason one could possibly wage love is if Soros were paying us to.

5.) How can we expect these yahoos to embrace climate change when they can’t even understand primate change?

6.) Are Andrew Lloyd Webber’s devotees known as The Fandom Of The Opera?

7.) Aging is like a McNugget binge. The 1st 20 are a breeze, the 2nd 20 a little discomforting with a big huge drop off somewhere in the third.

8.) In this nightmare, there was a dimension with different rules of time and space accessed by falling asleep in the Utica brewery’s basement.