a17 in idea barrages

1.) It is so hard making jokes right now, with Nazis plowing down people in the streets and the Kremlin-Agent-In-Chief approving of it.

2.) Things you admit when you’re old: other than vaguely understanding him to be a singer, I have no idea who Kendrick Lamar is.

3.) Since a quarter is one Pokerino play at Sylvan Beach and a straight flush is a thousand points, technically this knife set was a quarter.

4.) Superman and Deadman put together a dinner spread for the Daily Planet and Perry was all “Great Caesars, ghost!”

5.) Having a self-defense contingent at a protest may unnerve you but if Antifa weren’t there, the Nazis would’ve murdered even more people.

6.) Some times call for shepherds to tend to the sheep, some times call for the hunters of wolves.

7.) In the last incredibly weird dream, I built a machine that swapped consciousnesses to help people born in the wrong gender, that I was going to fund by first selling to rich people for kinky sex stuff, but then some jerks stole the prototypes and just used them to steal athletes’ bodies so they could be fit without working out. I have no idea what’s going on in here sometimes.

8.) “Everyone wants to be on my council!” one day later “I’m folding my council!”, Trump, you sickening fraud.