the ides of august barrage in idea barrages

1.) Print out the word “caution” 50,000 times. Shred the paper into confetti. Go outside. Throw caution to the wind.

2.) The only thing I got Cs in was penmanship. “Cursive, foiled again!” I was known to mutter.

3.) Some times call for doctors to bind wounds, other times call for doctors to lance boils and squeeze out the poison.

4.) A fidget spinner meant to evoke Data from Star Trek and call it a “fidget Spiner”.

5.) Y’know, a Confederate Flag Burning Party would be fun as hell.

6.) Recut a Phantom Menace trailer into a romantic comedy called “YOU’VE GOT MAUL”.

7.) Decorate your cupcakes to resemble the planets and hope someone makes the “what does Uranus taste like” joke.

8.) Here’s a meme for ya: picture of your grandfather in military uniform with the caption “ANTIFA - 1944”.