a more standard barrage in idea barrages

1.) Whenever I see The Intercept bitch about Trump, I want to grab them and shake them “You helped make this, you smug bastards!”

2.) I’m thick, therefore I am.

3.) This set of nightmares involved exes, cross-country travel, teleportation and my glasses constantly breaking.

4.) Growing up a Mets fan 1st, a Syracuse fan 2nd, a Bills fan 3rd has forged an emotional armor where anything good is a pleasant surprise.

5.) America as a teenager in its brief nihilist/Randian phrase. Someone get a Vonnegut novel in this 14 yr old edgelord’s hands, for god’s sake.

6.) Here’s my pitch for a Christian video game: “Dance Dance Revelation”. Can YOU out-dance the dragon with seven heads and seven crowns?

7.) Two mandolins should some day play Dueling Mandos.

8.) A lack of a conDOm is a conDON’Tm.

9.) If adult gentiles have a bar mitzvah as part of their conversion to Judaism, would they be Goys2Men?