july 29 in idea barrages

1.) A cuckold’s a guy who could have sex but gets off more on watching. An “MRA” is a disgusting sexist no woman would look at twice so he sits around on Reddit making fun of women and men with a somewhat odd but valid-for-them fetish, in his stupid fedora. How is “cuck” the pejorative term? That guy seems a lot cooler than that second jerk.

2.) Mike Pence probably considers The Vermont Country Store Catalog pornography. “Nightgowns! Mother, I have the vapors!”

3.) How many rank-n-file GOP company men havta be shivved in the back & replaced with a psycho before they learn to not trust Game Show Host?

4.) If you give someone an STD, there’s ways to make the truth hurt less. “Guess what, baby,” you might say, “we’re going viral!”

5.) Minor league baseball teams with silly-ass names were great when it was only a few of them. When two-thirds of them have one, it is ruined.

6.) As often, this nightmare was about being dangerously overworked in a past job, only question was, which past job it was this time.

7.) Poem concept to save for later: “Requiem For A K-Mart”.

8.) Title for a book on the revolving door that is the fake president’s fake administration: “A Fistful of Dullards”.