j26 in idea barrages

1.) Your Kidzbop covers of EDM will be called “Bounce House”.

2.) When two vloggers have a crossover, are they getting their youtubes tied?

3.) Pronounce the word “Douche” as one pronounces “Touche” and a world of wonder opens up unto you.

4.) Get a bunch of mini-Oreo cookie rounds. Get half as many caramel cream candys. Enjoy a snack so good your feet will fall off.

5.) The portmanteau of “crotch bulge” is “crulge”.

6.) Alderaan dudes, blown into goo, by Death Star crew, blown into goo

7.) He thought it was just a matter of bad odds but others thought he was cursed by the pagan gods to have Wotan luck.

8.) The Earth is not flat. Everyone deserves health care regardless of the morally & ethically insignificant concept of “wealth”. Equally true. If you want 22 million people to not have health care because of a pie-in-the-sky “ideal” about how gov’t should work, your ideal is crap. If you want 22 million people to not have health care because you hate that a black guy gave them health care, you are a goddamned monster. Everyone who said “Clinton is just as bad as Trump” better be lining up to apologize today. Felt “edgy” to say that, huh? Without the crass disgusting vulgar hateful idiocy of Sarah Palin to pave the way, could even the craven GOP have accepted Trumpism? The galling self-service of the alt-left, preferring their egos to supporting Clinton against Trump, has reaped its bloody crop today. Nothing like a VP installed by the Kremlin breaking a Senate tie to wake up your anxiety and say “I’m still here & we’re goddamned doomed!”

9.) Topical songs, apply directly to skin, topical songs, osmosis lets ‘em in, topical songs, how could it be wrong to love… topical songs

10.) Nothing like an ingrown pimple the size of a golf ball on your armpit to make you feel like a handsome virile young swain.

11.) Not in a “mystic” way but in an “appealing to my subconscious” way, I’ll sometimes ask for my dreams to guide me. Never happens, though.

12.) Carmel police, arrest this man, he prefers nougat, it’s making us feel ill

13.) We want to see a little bit of Spider-Man/wait in LINE/wait in LINE/or get tix on Fandango/online order hacking/credit cards are frightenING

14.) When you see the “best by” date on the ice cream is a year and a half in the future and you are equally impressed and horrified.

15.) In MINIMUM OVERDRIVE, the car would be decorated like the Green Goblin mask from Raimi’s SPIDER-MAN instead.