julyseven in idea barrages

1.) Idea: a horror-host show that takes place in an abandoned video store. Maybe during/after the apocalypse? Or maybe a vampire lives there. Maybe whenever the host gets viewer mail saying it isn’t actually the apocalypse, she or he says “If delusion is what you need to survive these horrors then I support your choice to be deluded”.

2.) When Mr. Fantastic froze all those Skrulls in cow form, was he trapping them in the Mootrix?

3.) Why hasn’t the Invisible Woman ended the vampire threat forever by just making the entire planet invisible for like five seconds?

4.) Stale bread is just nature’s toast.

5.) Either you like traditional Indian flatbread or you don’t, it’s naan-binary.

6.) Just because your prayers got answered doesn’t mean you’ll get the answer you were hoping for.

7.) If you’re gonna manage punk or metal bands, why not go all in and call yourself Anger Management?

8.) Broccoli is “product of China”. How bad must it be for farmers there if it’s still cheaper here even after shipping halfway round the world?

9.) Now that Disney owns Star Wars, how about a cartoon where Admiral Akbar eats pasta with a dog under the title “Lady, It’s A Trap”?

10.) Don’t say “succubus”, they consider it an archaic and offense word. They prefer the term “nookie monster”.