julysix in idea barrages

1.) If you’re being hired to be a ranger at Grand Canyon National Park, aren’t you technically getting a Rim job?

2.) Your line of purposely-awful ports of Nintendo 64 games to the Commodore 64 will be called 6464 and the retro-ironists will LOVE it.

3.) The shared setting of “sewers” demands a Super Mario/Ninja Turtles crossover and you damned well know it.

4.) Don’t let the Moneyed and Powered win their war against the real meaning of July 4th. Treason is the reason for the season.

5.) The AirBNB logo looks like a fidget spinner. Just an observation but if you want to turn it into political commentary, it probably works.

6.) Nightmare: I kept getting bounced from alternate reality to alternate reality, trying to convince Something that humanity is worth saving.

7.) “Wollongong” is the most Australian word ever.

8.) The terrible thing about living in a porno is that you never get your plumbing fixed or get your pizza, it’s always just sex. Your cable’s always on the fritz, your pool is always dirty, you never get your mail, it’s always just sex sex sex. Eventually, you gotta do non-sex stuff to stay alive and sane but it never happens.

9.) If you are okay with the delegitimization of our democracy because you enjoy that your fake president is a racist, that’s on you. If you’re okay with the delegitimization of our democracy because you cling to disproven conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton, that’s on you.