julyfour in idea barrages

1.) Just when you thought Dr. Oz couldn’t sink any lower, he has that hack joke-thief from Instagram on his show. JESUS. CHRIST.

2.) Health-care profiteering is at least as morally abhorrent as being a war or energy profiteer. Probably even more.

3.) I regret to inform the internet that the term is not “doggo” it is “doggums”.

4.) Some people love drilling into the earth but I find it boring.

5.) No one wants to hear an ENTER SANDMAN parody “dog’s not right, whines all night, take your hands, just express his anal glands”.

6.) I want an Interdependence Day holiday where we loudly celebrate how we’re all in this together and need to help each other.

7.) When asked your opinion on THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST, always answer “they really nailed Jesus”.

8.) If when you hear a Moog you taste ice cream, you have synthesthesia.