julytwo in idea barrages

1.) Progressive politics need to be intersectional too, the struggle against Wall Street isn’t the only struggle, alt-left. The struggle’s vast.

2.) Once you start seeing your audience as “fans” of yours it’s time to hire someone to sit in the back of your car & tell you you aren’t a god.

3.) Maillard reaction, down with the crispness/Maillard reaction, down with the crispness/Maillard reaction, down with the crispness

4.) The alt-left gloating over the retractions of specific phrasing on Trump’s corruption just because they hate Clinton so much makes me vom.

5.) It was so sad to see the Funk N Waffles that got torn down in its glory and prime on the Food Network in reruns.

6.) The Mets could make a run at the playoffs if they got to play only the Giants and Phillies for the next eighty games.

7.) The rednecks put a sign out by the road “You Honk, We Drink” and… yeah. Laziest drinking game ever, I guess.

8.) Some ad-wizard renamed “rubbery bitter hate-melon” as “eggplant” and cuisine was changed forever.